Elephant Stew

1 large elephant
100kg Peppercorns
50 Bags onions
80 Boxes of carrots
1.5 Tons of potatoes
5 Bags of salt
Cut up the vegetables. this will take about a week.
Catch the elephant and chop up into bite sized chunks...good luck.
Pump 5000L water into a big pot and add the vegetables.
Bring the pot to the boil over a very large fire and add the elephant.
Allow to boil for 3 days, then simmer for a week.
Serves 7000 people.